Hasty Decisions and Unexpected Results
Sometimes a witty answer can have hilarious and unexpected results. These tales highlight times when a sharp mind made things better.
A husband contacted his wife late one night, asking her to make his favourite dinner and wash his clothing before he came home. He texted her again, stating he earned a pay rise and was going to get her a new automobile, but she didn’t respond. His wife was astonished and said, “OMG, really?” “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message,” he wittyly replied. Their chat took on a funny twist due to his rapid thinking.
In another tale, his wife had just finished packing her luggage when he returned home. “I’m going to Las Vegas!” she exclaimed. I discovered that some men will pay me $500 for the free work I perform for you. The man packed his own suitcases, surprised. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you,” he said in response to his wife’s question. How are you going to survive on $1,000 a year? I’m curious! She was dumbfounded by his unexpected remark.
In another instance, a young man in a red Mercedes pulled into the parking space that an elderly woman was waiting for. Angry, she went up to him. That’s what you can accomplish when you’re young and intelligent, he smugly answered. The elderly woman laughed at his clever return that brought attention to the gap in generations.
