A man enters the restaurant and takes a seat.
The waitress’s reply to the customer following a “inappropriate” order request
A man enters the restaurant and takes a seat.
The waitresses are all quite attractive.
When a very seductive waitress approached his table, dressed in a very short skirt and unbreakable legs, she inquired whether he was ready to place his order.
After glancing at the menu, he stares from top to bottom at her stunning physique and responds, “A quickie.”
Out of disdain, the waitress turns and leaves. “What would you like, sir?” she repeats after gathering her composure.
Once more, after giving her a close inspection, the man says, “A quickie, please.”
This time, her rage gets the better of her, and she rushes off after slapping him across the face with a loud “SMACK!”
Leaning forward, a man seated at the adjacent table murmurs, “I believe it is pronounced ‘Quiche.'”
